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June 17, 2013 / Andee Frizzell

Statistics

baby faceThe other night on the fire escape out back, which I now refer to as the ‘ gathering place of the greatest minds of 2013’ my two neighbours, from this point on referred to as Jack and Jill for anonymity purposes and I solved the economic crisis in Canada. Over pints and glasses of red wine, we three were able to create the economic strategy to save this great country and employ everyone.

After spending an hour figuring out the solution to our nation’s economic crisis the conversation took a turn to the familiar, singledom in the 21st century.

Jill, still in her late 20’s weighed in with her thoughts surrounding the issue; lack of available, desirable candidates and Jack, mid-forties, added unrealistic expectations pressed upon potential suitors as his platform. A few examples of ‘facts’ (bad dates) were discussed to back up each ones belief.

I came in with some statistics that I had recently read.

“Madonna is 55 and her boyfriend is 22. Tina Turner is 75 and her boyfriend is 40. JLo is 42 and her boyfriend is 26.” I offered.

“The point?” they asked in unison.

“The point is… I’m single because my boyfriend is still in diapers.”

 

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